Korean ladies(ajummas) standing in front of Korean...

Korean ladies(ajummas) standing in front of Korean stores always have the same questions for me-

Are you Korean? Do you speak Korean? Do you believe in Jesus or go to church?

Can’t they ask me a different question for a change? Like, if my awesome new designer bag is real or fake? Where I intend on going in my scandalous black hosiery? Or how about offering to buy me lunch for once?