- - i told him he didn't have to be there for me emotionally, but that i expected him to be there for me to meet my sexual needs at my disposal. And now he's mad at me.
- - he's upset with you?
- - yea, i dont get it. don't guys prefer it that way anyway? emotionally unattached?
- - not all guys.
- - what is he... a prude? i don't get it. i just don't get it.
- - i feel partially responsible for you because...
- - why? why should YOU be responsible for anything i do?
- - because i'm the one who introduced you to the "friends with benefits" concept, although i ended up falling in love with you.
- - yea, it's all your fault that i'm so fucked. i remember being hurt that all you wanted was to be "friends with benefits," and i was so innocent back then & had no idea that such a relationship actually existed.
- - i know, i'm sorry. i didn't know how much it would affect you down the road. i didn't know it would change your whole outlook on relationships. but you got your revenge didn't you?
- - what revenge?
- - you ended up liking being "friends with benefits" so much that you broke my heart.
- - haha... yea. i blame you, ben. i blame you for my f-cked up mentality.
- - we'll just have to re-program you.
- - how?
- - easy. we'll start over.
